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I was just going to say that.

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Does he look great?

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I don't know.

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I don't even know if I've ever had
stuffing.

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Are you kidding me?

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You are 18 years old and you've never
had stuffing.

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You're going to learn some things today,
young lady.

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Okay.

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Cody, what you got in here?

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What's up?

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Excuse me.

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Back in the kitchen.

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So, I was hoping you guys would help me
with this turkey. Obviously, it's not

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ready.

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I mean, what are we doing?

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Are you kidding me? You guys don't...

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Did you guys ever think neither of you
have ever stuffed a turkey?

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You, Cody?

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I just put it in the oven.

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Ugh!

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It's so hard about that.

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Okay, it looks like I'm going to have to
teach you guys everything.

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It's not that much help, but you're
going to learn something today.

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Now you guys, see that big hole right
there?

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We're going to stuff this hole today.
We're going to stuff this hole as tight

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and as hard as we can.

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We're going to get as much inside that
little hole.

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As we can, we're going to open that hole
up.

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Cody, you listening?

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Yes, ma 'am. Now I got it. Okay. I'm
going to open it up.

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So we could use oils and whatnot. You
could lube it up.

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And we're just going to basically prep
the hole so it can get stuffed.

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Is this funny for some reason?

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Nope. I mean, I'm learning how to make a
turkey.

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Stuffed with turkey.

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Yeah. We're going to stuff the hole with
a little delicious.

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stepping, get that whole nice and filled
up.

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Do you guys understand now?

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Right?

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Make them in there. There you go.

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Wow.

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I mean, that should work.

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Let me show you guys one more time.

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Excuse me.

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Not in my kitchen, please.

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This is a family event.

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Now, please, pay attention.

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We're going to use this method here. You
see, you squeeze your four fingers

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together like this.

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And you're going to stuff it in the hole
just like that.

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You know, really get the motion behind
that stuffing. We're going to stuff that

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hole nice and tight. Not what you guys
were doing.

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We're going to stuff that hole.

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You guys aren't even listening, are you?

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Wow, this is comedy to you? It seems
fairly simple.

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I mean, just put it in there. Yeah. Why
do we need the help?

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Obviously, you guys just, you know what?

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You're not serious about helping me get
this hole opened up and stuffed.

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It's very disappointing.

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I have an idea, though.

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We want to eat turkey, but... That's
okay.

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You're still going to learn.

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There's just going to be a new method.

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How am I supposed to learn there's no
turkey?

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I took it away.

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Well, you could have helped me dump the
turkey, but since you didn't want to

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help me dump that turkey, there's
another way I can demonstrate that I

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going to get your attention.

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Whoa, hey.

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Okay, um, what are you - Stop acting
like such a prude, young lady. I know

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you're - What are you taking off? What
are you doing? Okay, okay, okay.

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You want to learn about stuffing?

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I'll show you how to stuff. What? No,
what are you - Come on.

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Oh, look.

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She's freshly shaved.

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You guys probably fucked this morning.

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Don't act so shy.

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You're a pretty little pussy.

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Well, I know, but I mean -

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You probably stuck that book in this
morning, didn't you?

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I heard you guys.

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Come here, Cardi.

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They don't have cookies for me.

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Show me how you did it nice and wet.

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Uh, like that?

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Now, remember how I showed you you were
stuffing this turkey?

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No, because neither of you were
listening.

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Mmm, I'd like to listen now.

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Mmm. I mean, is this really the only way
we're going to learn this?

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Mm -hmm.

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Ah.

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If you don't like it yet, I'll tell you
why I should put the door open.

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See, we're going to stuff that hole.

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I think you're both listening now,
aren't you?

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Do I have your attention?

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It's getting wetter.

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I think she does like it.

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The magic of the holidays.

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Oh, look at that.

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She's such a pretty little pussy.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Does that make your dick hurt, Tony?

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Yeah. Yeah?

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It's fucking hot.

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Oh.

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You guys are so nice.

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You good? We're going to hop. stuff that
hole.

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I want to get through to you somehow.

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You're boiling it.

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That's why I always hear you moaning in
the other room.

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Good girl.

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um um

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Take off your dress Kristen

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My

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step daughter is so hot

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I've heard you guys fucking, but I kind
of want to see you guys fuck now.

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Can you stuff that hole for me?

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What do you think, babe?

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There we go.

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I was like, ew.

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I was like, oh, fuck.

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Thank you.

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I mean, he's got a tongue and a cock.

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And they're both fun.

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Down with that stick.

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Okay?

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I knew you guys would help me today.

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Stop holding.

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and their fathers.

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Thank you.

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Oh my goodness!

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Fucking love it.

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You play with that foot.

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You play with that foot.

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You guys are so good.

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Okay.